Tam Cowan: All that glitters is litter… and I’d gift wrap the Chopper too

Christmas is just around the corner, and Daily Record columnist Tam Cowan has some festive thoughts to share. With only two more sleeps until Christmas, the holiday spirit is in the air. Tam kicks off his musings with a playful jab at insomniacs and reflects on the abundance of Easter eggs on supermarket shelves as a sign of the approaching holiday. He also points out a serious warning from The Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents about the dangers of swallowing lithium button batteries, commonly found in Christmas gifts.

On a lighter note, Tam jests about a friend’s wife accidentally swallowing Duracell batteries and humorously suggests his dream Christmas dinner guest would be Victoria Beckham for extra portions. He pokes fun at the tradition of putting fairy lights on the Christmas tree and questions the practicality of wrapping paper, sharing his disdain for glitter-coated Christmas cards.

Tam delves into the history of gift-giving and wonders about the origins of placing a fairy on top of the Christmas tree. He muses about the mystery surrounding the gifts from the Three Wise Men and humorously imagines a modern scenario where technology like Alexa could cook Christmas dinner in the future.

With his trademark wit, Tam ends on a light-hearted note by suggesting a comical way to dispose of rubbish during the festive period. His festive reflections are sprinkled with humour and cheeky observations, providing a unique take on the holiday season that is sure to bring a smile to readers’ faces.

Tam Cowan’s festive insights offer a refreshing perspective on Christmas traditions, blending humour with nostalgia and a hint of satire. His playful banter and quirky observations add a touch of light-heartedness to the holiday season, making readers chuckle while pondering the quirks and idiosyncrasies of Christmas celebrations.